Probably My Biggest Phobia

Featuring: Tze, Ben

…GRASS. I stay away from it. Because I can’t stand being around dark green grass on moist soil (ugh).
Yup, it’s a phobia. Don’t tell me to sit (or even lie down!) on it; I’ll run away.

For some strange reason I associate healthy grass with mud, snails, spiders and poo. It’s dirty. It’s nice to look at, but I don’t want to have anything to do with it. Unless I’m wearing platform boots.